Joke of the Day for Kids
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Check back each day for a new joke for kids!
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- Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
- A: A palm tree!
- Q: Why did the bird go to the bakery?
- A: To get a tweet!
- Q: Why are cats bad at telling stories?
A: Because they only have one tale!
- Q: Why did the pencil cross the road?
- A: To get to the “write” side!
- Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
- A: To reach the high notes.
- Q: Why do fish live in saltwater?
- A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- Q: Why did the crab never share his toys?
- A: Because he was a little shellfish!
- Q: Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
- A: Because it kept telling yolks!
- Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
- A: Finland!
- Q: What’s a ladybug’s favorite hobby?
- A: Spotting things!
- Q: What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
- A: The letter “M”
- Q: What has ten letters and starts with g-a-s?
- A: An automobile
- Q: What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
- A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
- Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
- A: Because they use honeycombs!
- Q: Why do ladybugs never get lost?
- A: Because they always find their way back to the same spot!
- Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
- A: To get to the other tide!
- Q: What did one American flag say to the other?
- A: Nothing, it just waved!
- Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
- A: A stick!
- Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
- A: A bulldozer!
- Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
- A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
- A: Lunch is on me!
- Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
- A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
- Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
- A: Because she will let it go!
- Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
- A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A: A gummy bear!
- Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
- A: Nacho cheese!
- Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
- A: Because they might crack up!
- Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
- A: Nothing, it just waved!
- Q: Why did the sun go to school?
- A: To get brighter!
- Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- A: puddle!
- Q: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
- A: Because they peak!
- Q: Why do fish like to eat worms in the summer?
- A: Because they’re hooked on them!
- Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
- A: Swimming trunks!
- Q: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
- A: Because they peak!
- Q: Why are gulls named seagulls?
- A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
- Q: How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- A: It waves!
- Q: What does a bee do when it’s hot?
- A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
