Free Printable Lunch Box Joke Cards for Kids

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Give your kids a good laugh with these free printable lunch box joke cards!

They're perfect to tuck into a lunchbox, a jacket pocket, or even in their favorite book.

Continue reading below to see how you can download these free lunch box joke cards for kids.

Supplies you'll need for these joke cards:

Instructions:

Print out the sheets and laminate them (optional). We didn't laminate them this time - we simply used cardstock and they seem to be holding up just fine but for added durability, laminating them would be a great idea.
Cut out the cards.
Distribute the cards into lunch boxes, jacket pockets, books, etc.

If you're looking for more fun jokes for kids, check out these Christmas Jokes for Kids from a fellow blogger.

You may also enjoy these lunch jokes from a fellow blogger.

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To round the corners as we did, we recommend this corner punch. It was such a great investment and is used all the time! It works great on everything from printer paper and cardstock to laminated paper. It really takes the printables to the next level! Also, it's nice not to have to worry about getting poked with those sharp corners.

Enjoy These Jokes:

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because he was already stuffed!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple!

How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!

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